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On Columbus Day, What About Leif?

Looking forward to the Columbus three-day weekend? Actually, it should be a four-day holiday, since Tuesday is Leif Erikson Day — the first European to actually set foot in North America (sorry, Columbus fans). But no such luck. The son … Continue reading

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In Hurricane Season, Drowning In a Sea of Ignorance

“You can stand under my umbrella…” Thanks a lot, Rhianna, but when the next superstorm slams New York, it’s not going to do us a bit of good. And there’s no doubt it will hit__the only question is when. In … Continue reading

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More in Common with Trump Than Moore Wants to Admit

Trump haters good, Trump lovers bad? If only life were that simple. But I know some basically decent people who still support Donald Trump (no, I don’t get it either), and some awful people who hate him. And sometimes those … Continue reading

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An Open Letter from Donald Trump to Google

Dear Google: I am getting so sick of Googling myself and seeing negative, nasty news and remarks. You are RIGGED! You love the left, hate me and all conservatives, and report FAKE NEWS! I want to launch an investigation of … Continue reading

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I Scream, You Scream, Save Us From This Subway Hell

The tourist had no idea what was coming. “Great shoes!” bellowed the smiling, chunky woman from her seat on the crowded downtown 6 train. “Thank you,” replied the flattered tourist. “For a whore!” cackled the woman. Wide-eyed, the tourist and … Continue reading

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The White House Is Going Flipping Crazy

Why do I feel like I’m watching The Godfather, Part IV? As President Donald Trump’s associates scramble to save their skins by cooperating with special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation of Russian meddling in the 2016 election, the Godfather of Golf … Continue reading

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For Local Book Stores, It’s Back to the Future

If you wait long enough, everything comes back in style. Bell-bottom jeans. Fanny packs. Independent book stores. Neighborhood pharmacies and card shops have been swallowed up by the mass chains of the world, and independent bookstores followed the same death … Continue reading

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Governor Grumpy Vs. Miranda Hobbes: Anyone?

Less than a month to go until the Democratic primary in this year’s election for New York governor! Can you feel the excitement? Neither can I. Our president has sucked the air out of the room, grabbing all the headlines. … Continue reading

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Love Affair Cheater Breaks Trump’s Heart

We’ve all been there. We meet someone who charms us, strokes our ego, writes flowery love letters and wins our hearts — only later to find out they are coldblooded cheats. Love hurts! Such seems the case with President Donald … Continue reading

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Hey Look, A Dog With a Fluffy Tail!

President Big Baby’s latest tantrum includes a loud threat to shut down the government if he doesn’t get America to fund his asinine, waste of billions wall. Hey, wait a minute, didn’t he promise that Mexico will pay for it? … Continue reading

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