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Palm Beach Residents Getting Heated Over Trump Visits

Escaping the NYC cold wave down in South Florida, I dropped by Palm Beach’s Mar-a-Lago vicinity to check the temperature of the locals on President Trump’s non-stop visits to his seaside palace. Many were boiling. As if residents don’t have … Continue reading

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Seriously Liar, Your Pants are on Fire

Either one of the stupidest pranks in history took place last week__or a miracle. In case you missed it, a lawyer’s pants burst into flames in a Miami courtroom while defending a client on arson charges. No, that’s not a … Continue reading

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Time to Put Daylight Saving To Bed?

How do you “spring ahead” when you’re exhausted? You’ve got just a few days to solve that riddle, because this Sunday, daylight saving (not “savings”) time springs upon us, again. Sure, in 2017, losing an hour of sleep seems the … Continue reading

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From the Hood to the White House: “Stop Snitching!”

A crime wave terrorizes a neighborhood. A brave citizen identifies the gang leaders behind it to the authorities, and the perpetrators are caught and locked up. The whistleblower gets a medal of courage from the mayor, as we all cheer. … Continue reading

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My Dream Interview With Kellyanne Conway

I scored a huge, exclusive interview with Kellyanne Conway, adviser to President Donald Trump! OK, it might have been a Conway impersonator, but she sure sounded like her. It went like this: MV: Why does the president insist there was … Continue reading

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In Midst of Chaos, Donald Sees Dollar Signs

Even before Donald Trump was sworn in as president, he was gleefully picking his slogan for re-election. “Are you ready?” he asked during a Washington Post interview. “Keep America Great, exclamation point. Get my lawyer!” Oh, happy day. But just … Continue reading

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The Worst Job in America

Hate your job? Looking to hop into another field? Think twice before you consider hopping into mine. According to Careercast.com’s Jobs Rated report, weighing such factors as stress, income and future, reporter was rated as 2016’s worst job in America … Continue reading

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Why I Care So Much About the Super Bowl

When I was young and confused, I dated someone who mocked my football obsession. Why do I care so much about a bunch of oversized oafs beating the crap out of each other? Cut to years later: She’s long gone, … Continue reading

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Is the MTA Taking Us For a Ride?

As you stand across from a mouth-breather with halitosis, gagging on your subway ride to work as the train crawls at a snail’s pace, you might think: This can’t get any worse. Wrong! The MTA is meeting today to finalize … Continue reading

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In an Alternate Universe…

Just days before Donald Trump is sworn in as president, imagine an alternate universe. Hillary Clinton has captured the Electoral College vote (despite decisively losing the popular vote) and becomes our first female president. When Trump claims the election was … Continue reading

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