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Why The Aliens Aren’t Worried About Us

Prepare for departure! And I don’t mean on United Airlines, whose slogan now reads, “Fly the friendly skies. Ha ha, just kidding.” I mean, “To the moon, Alice!” Enceladus, a moon of Saturn, was recently discovered to have nearly perfect … Continue reading

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May I Have a Word With You?

Quetzal. Know what it means? If you’re a Scrabble player, you might. Thursday is National Scrabble Day, which reminds me how much pleasure being a Scrabble nerd has given me since childhood__and how stupid we’ve become as a nation. Sure, … Continue reading

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The Real Housewives of the White House

What comes to mind when you think of conflict, chaos, extravagance and treachery? Hollywood? Politics? Perhaps Ramona, Teresa, and Bethenny of Bravo’s The Real Housewives? Or Ivanka, Melania, Kellyanne, and Omarosa of the Real White House? It’s getting harder and … Continue reading

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Trump Has Resigned! April Fool!

Nothing says love more than making fools of your loved ones. On Saturday, thousands of misguided mischief-seekers will attempt to prove both their wit and affection by pulling April Fools’ Day pranks on their siblings, friends or partner. A word … Continue reading

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Palm Beach Residents Getting Heated Over Trump Visits

Escaping the NYC cold wave down in South Florida, I dropped by Palm Beach’s Mar-a-Lago vicinity to check the temperature of the locals on President Trump’s non-stop visits to his seaside palace. Many were boiling. As if residents don’t have … Continue reading

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Seriously Liar, Your Pants are on Fire

Either one of the stupidest pranks in history took place last week__or a miracle. In case you missed it, a lawyer’s pants burst into flames in a Miami courtroom while defending a client on arson charges. No, that’s not a … Continue reading

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Time to Put Daylight Saving To Bed?

How do you “spring ahead” when you’re exhausted? You’ve got just a few days to solve that riddle, because this Sunday, daylight saving (not “savings”) time springs upon us, again. Sure, in 2017, losing an hour of sleep seems the … Continue reading

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From the Hood to the White House: “Stop Snitching!”

A crime wave terrorizes a neighborhood. A brave citizen identifies the gang leaders behind it to the authorities, and the perpetrators are caught and locked up. The whistleblower gets a medal of courage from the mayor, as we all cheer. … Continue reading

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My Dream Interview With Kellyanne Conway

I scored a huge, exclusive interview with Kellyanne Conway, adviser to President Donald Trump! OK, it might have been a Conway impersonator, but she sure sounded like her. It went like this: MV: Why does the president insist there was … Continue reading

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In Midst of Chaos, Donald Sees Dollar Signs

Even before Donald Trump was sworn in as president, he was gleefully picking his slogan for re-election. “Are you ready?” he asked during a Washington Post interview. “Keep America Great, exclamation point. Get my lawyer!” Oh, happy day. But just … Continue reading

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